Last Season’s Green Plaid “School Girl” Skirt with
Matching Green Sweater on clearance at Old N.avy:

"Sometimes, when I get nervous ..."

"Sometimes, when I get nervous ... "

$8.00

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Slightly used Green and White Saddle Shoes
purchased from local thrift store:

They're actually Golf Shoes!!

They're actually Green & White GOLF shoes!!

$5.00

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Two Wooden Promotional Rulers:

"Tools of Discipline"

Free

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GettingTwo Co-workers in Nun Costumes to chase you
around the office building:

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Priceless

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For everything else … There’s Laughter Card