Someone needs to shoot (and kill) the Marketing Department / Ad Agency for Always. Seriously.
Whoever the freakin’ frack came up with the slogan “Have a happy period” obviously:
- Never had seriously heavy crampy “can’t take a sh*t” periods (yes, waaay too much TMI), and
- Never had difficulty procreating.
With that said … it’s time for me to crawl back into bed and resurface once bloating and exhaustion subside.